Joke Of The Day

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer’s back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow..

The horrified engineers sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions. Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:

Defrost the chicken..

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xjun

The World's What !?!?!?

This duck-head-looking 1936 Bugatti 57SC Atlantic was bought for a price tag of $30~40million!!! it was so titled "the world's most expensive car".. what the hell were they thinking about??? i'll give it a title too, "the world's ugliest car".. and apparently, Ralph Lauren has 1 of the 2 (the other, which is the one in the above picture, was sold) completely original Atlantics in this world!!! >.< i'd rather buy 40million bucks worth of super cars or super luxury cars or even a private jet instead of this..

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Cameron

Was exactly 1 week since we set foot in Cameron Highland, the weather was AWESOME!!! the average temperature was around 19~25 degree Celsius and i loved it the way it was, it rained a little but wasn't much a problem..

Scenery there was spectacular yet the one i love most was from the BOH tea plantation..

Items bought:
1) half a fridge of strawberries:
2) 12 bottles of strawberry jam
3) 3 bottles of strawberry cordial
4) 1 bottle of strawberry topping
5) 3 bottles of honey
6) 2 bottles of propolis extraction
7) 15bucks worth of veggie
8) 2kgs of corns
9) 2kgs of sweet potatoes
10) a box of ceylon tea
11) flowers (not sure bout the price)

guess that's it (was too boring, so i listed all out =.=), am not sure what else i left out.. the strawberry part was a little too much, and i guess that was enough to supply us for a full year of strawberry crave (to clarify, we gave out 3/4 of strawberries, strawberry cordial and strawberry jams, haven't lost our minds to keep everything to ourselves)..

p/s:
daddy, 1 more time i see you using the phone while driving, i'll issue you a summon before the police do..

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xjun

What I've Done For The Past 2 Days

Had two farewells in 2 consecutive days which also translates to having 2 heavy dinners in a roll.. i can't imagine how much workout should be done to burn off those calories gained =.= none of the photos from those farewells will be displayed here, and i can't be blamed for not taking any pictures, i don't even have my own camera!!! so guess you guys will only get to see those photos once they were uploaded into facebook by my friends..

Btw, i had wonderful times with my classmates, i enjoyed a lot.. i even received my birthday present from them:

Thank you guys a bunch!!! the boxers will be very very useful!!! @.@

Am going on a family trip to Cameron Highland for 3 days, starting in 4.5hours from now.. this trip is the 1st trip since a thousand years ago, and i'm not kidding ('a thousand years' as in metaphor), we haven't had a trip together since a very very long time ago, mum and dad is just too reluctant to go for a trip, they used to say that the house is where a family should be @.@ there's nothing i can do but to agree with them..

there were times i mentioned in twitter that i'd prefer the trip to be postponed to the week after this, cause there will be a photography fair by the weekend, there's a 25% chance of me getting a camera if dad goes to that fair, but there's only a mere 5% chance that dad will go to that fair =[ at least i have some chance rite? and and and if i really got the camera by then, i can do some test shots in Cameron =DD

Guess i'll mark the full stop here, still have a bag to pack =/chaoz..

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xjun

Arghhh!!!!

ARGHHH!!!

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What am i mad of?

Oh, nothing, saw this emoticon, was kinda cute, so i posted it here =D

Nites everyone... =DD

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Post-exam Update 2

Could do more on the title, but was too lazy to... so...will leave it this way.. anyways, this is just a short post to show that i'm still alive.. =D

Had quite a disciplined lifestyle after the exams, everyday, without fail, i will eat, steam and then sleep, which is pretty much the routine..

Promised to finish 'the 7habits of a highly effective person' but it doesn't seem as easy as it sounded.. that book is darn boring and practically a pain in the ass reading it.. i'm actually not interested in it, took up the promise just to challenge myself.. =D guai gu rite? and yea, i have a total of 3 more books to finish which mounted up to 2500 pages.. HOW IN HELL AM I GONNA FINISH IT?? nvm, guess i'll ask my parents to send it to me later via courier when im in Perth..

Currently waiting for the final exam's result.. after the results (if i passed all) i'll be waiting for the uni's firm offer letter, so its pretty much a period of waiting waiting and waiting.. wanted to look for a job, but if i managed to get all my papers passed, i'll be taking off probably by june or july.. so, will see how it goes..

Guess that's all for the day.. will update later (if i'm in the mood) =DD

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xjun

The Worst is OVER!!

Finally, im over with all the studying and engineering stuffs (i mean at least for this moment) no outsiders will ever have the idea of how hard was it to get to this point.. endless cups of coffee, never-ending piles of books, stress caused by peers, disconnection from the triple-W, etc. At least, i'll get to enjoy for now =D

The 1 song i really like =D


p/s: Dad, i really hope to get the Canon 1000D =D

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xjun